Ladies and gentlemen of the United States of America,

Please vote for Barack Obama. We don’t need another oil crazy and war mongering president.

Motherhood certainly agrees with Halle Berry. She’s looking good, if not better than before her pregnancy.

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Apparently she’s trying for another baby with Gabriel Aubry. I hope they get a boy this time, imagine how incredibly beautiful he would look like!

Why do we care that Adrien Brody bought a castle for his girlfriend of two years, Elsa Pataky? And when he said “bought”, does it mean that when he dumps her sorry arse that she’ll still get to keep the property?

Who is Adrien Brody? Well he won an Oscar for Roman Polanski’s The Pianist and then, uhm, I can’t recall anything else. Okay, yeah he was in the The Darjeeling Limited but that’s cause I remember Natalie Portman.

I’m cringing at these photos too. There are no better definitions of OTT (over the top) than these pictures.

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The romantically inclined actor spotted the 19th century four-storey chateau while looking at houses on the internet. And after visiting the New York state property he decided it would make the perfect first home for the couple of two years.

Brody, and his Spanish partner, have now completely renovated the property, with a little help from designer friend Giorgio Armani.

In an interview with this week’s Hello! magazine Pianist actor Brody talked about finding his ideal home, and surprising Elsa.

‘I blindfolded her. Right at the castle there’s a giant, beautiful church bell. And I said “When you hear the sound of the bell, you can open your eyes and you’ll see your surprise.’ And then I rang the bell.’

Snakes On A Plane actress Elsa added: ‘I couldn’t believe it, I asked him “Is this place ours?”

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Kerry Katona, the fat, talentless former member of Atomic Kitten is not fat anymore. She achieved her figure by way of plastic surgery - breast reduction, liposuction and stretch marks removal.

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Kerry Katona is thrilled with her new body after undergoing £15,000 of cosmetic surgery.

The former Atomic Kitten singer, 28, underwent a breast reduction operation, liposuction and removal of stretch marks at the St John and St Elizabeth Hospital, in North London in August.

Kerry revealed her joy this week over the successful surgery, as she prepared to fly out of Manchester Airport for a sunshine break with her husband Mark Croft today.
Kerry Katona all smiles today as she and Mark Croft flew from Manchester airport for a break in the sun.

Dressed in tight-fitting jeans and a fitted top, Kerry appeared to have regained the confidence she had with her body during her pop star days with Atomic Kitten.

Kerry decided to undergo surgery after growing unhappy with her body following the birth of her fourth child, Max, in April.

Rather than lose weight through dieting and exercise, Kerry chose the surgical option after complaining of the toll childbirth had taken on her body.

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Check out how pleased her useless husband, Mark Croft is. The former taxi driver was visibly excited by the opportunity of bonking another woman.

Husband Mark is equally pleased with Kerry’s newly- improved figure: ‘She’s loads trimmer and she looks exactly like she did when I first started seeing her. I much prefer her like this.

‘It’s like I’ve got another bird in bed with me.’

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The people behind the latest Dragonball movie ought to really consider casting Madonna in the role of Lord Piccolo.

Just look at the similarities.

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Who needs makeup artists when a green spraycan could accomplish the look?

Kim Kardashian ranted on her blog about being accused of having plastic surgery. Then she posted a picture of her supposedly at age 14 to prove her point.

Kim Kardashian at 14 is a total c–k teaser! She didn’t look a day older than 35.

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I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!! I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips. I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose… People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

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I remember when I was 14 the sluttiest thing I’ve worn back then was my brother’s vest and even then I had felt so exposed. Of course, my breasts were barely full A cups and I had great, well-balanced parents.

Sharon Stone is a seriously crazy woman. Some women are not meant to be mothers and Sharon Stone is without a doubt, one of those women. She has absolutely no compassion for anything or anyone other than herself.

Sharon Stone has been refused primary custody of her adopted eight-year-old son because she wanted to Botox his feet to stop them from smelling, court papers reveal.

The 50-year-old ‘Basic Instinct’ star is accused of ‘overreacting’ to medical issues involving son, Roan, by a Superior Court judge who has turned down her request to move the boy to Los Angeles.

A court document outlining Stone’s bitter battle with ex-husband Phil Bronstein reveals she was also convinced her son had a spinal condition, even though there was ‘no evidence to support this allegation’.

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I can’t think of any reason why a mother would have no qualms putting botox into the body of her child other than the fact that she doesn’t even love the child.

I have made conscious effort to boycott all Sharon Stone’s movies.

I’m so glad that her ex-husband, Phil Bronstein has managed to gain custody of poor little Roan.

Ronnie Wood of Rolling Stones stands to lose half of his 75 million quid fortune when his wife files for divorce. Her actions are reportedly spurred by a picture taken recently of Ronnie Wood and his Russian lover, Ekaterina Ivanova.

She is 41 years his junior. Someone please pass me a bucket.

Apart from taking half of Wood’s £75 million fortune in the split, Jo, 53, is also believed to be angling for a portion of the Rolling Stones guitarist’s future earnings since she has consistently saved his career from disappearing into a haze of drink and drugs.

Ronnie Wood was photographed in a London restaurant with Ekaterina Ivanova, leading to claims that his wife Jo is gunning for up to half his fortune

The revelation came as Wood, 61, was photographed enjoying a romantic meal with young Russian Ekaterina Ivanova at the fashionable London restaurant Locanda Locatelli.

Wood and former bar hostess Ekaterina sipped cola during the two-and-a-quarter hour meal, chatting happily and giggling throughout.

Between courses Ekaterina affectionately cupped Wood’s face in her hands. She then lovingly spoon-fed him ice-cream.

Wife Jo is now understood to be gunning for up to half his fortune, plus as much as a further 20 per cent on top of that for the years of work she has put in as his executive assistant.

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This is the offensive picture in question.

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The amber lighting has made Ronnie Wood somewhat decent looking but the truth is he looks like an antique leather saddle bag.

In Ledger’s will, which has been probated behind closed doors at the Australian Supreme Court in Perth, the 28-year-old actor left everything to his parents and three sisters. But the will was signed by the actor on April 12, 2003 - two years before Matilda was born.

It was expected that Ledger’s former fiancee, Michelle Williams, would lodge a claim on the will on behalf of their daughter. But Ledger’s father, Kim, instead told Australia’s Herald Sun that the family had decided to give everything to Matilda.

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It’s so refreshing to see a family who really loves one another and is not concerned with money or fame. It’s good to know that Matilda is in really good hands. Growing up without a dad is going to suck but at least she’s got firm family support.

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This is Heather Locklear’s mugshot after being busted for driving under the influence.

Hey, she looks pretty good for an inebriated woman.

Wonder why out of work actors always try to get back into the limelight via a DUI. I guess it’s because it works. Looking at celebrity mugshots always do.