David Letterman whipped out his “Top 10 Reasons I Love Oprah” during his first ever appearance on his arch enemy, Oprah Winfrey’s talk show. The duo seem to have buried the hatchet but we all know better, don’t we?
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Top 10 Reasons I Love Oprah:
10. She smells great.
9. Without her, we would never have known that quack, Dr. Phil.
8. She helped me start my wildly popular “D” magazine.
7. We’re yoga buddies.
6. Oprah’s incredibly busy, yet she still finds time to ignore my calls.
5. She agreed to validate my parking.
4. Taught me how to launder money in the Cayman Islands.
3. Any time I’m in Chicago she lets me crash on her couch.
2. Oprah gave me my first post-surgery sponge bath.
1. She’s giving everybody in today’s audience a new house.
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