Has Britney Spears gotten so bad that she’s not even good enough for American Idol? The three judges of the show, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul have all collectively agreed to help Britney Spears relaunch her failing career.

Can the American Idol team bring Britney Spears back? PICTURE SOURCE 1 & PICTURE SOURCE 2

American Idol, which seems to specialize in turning embarrassing performances into gold, has offered to do a little of the same for Spears, FOX News reports.

“We have decided we can bring Britney back,” Idol judge Simon Cowell says in offering to help Spears’s career. “We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends.”

Paula Abdul says, “We always have time for Britney. We love her.”

And Randy Jackson adds: “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”

Spears, 25, is coming off a disappointing performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, and her new single “Gimme More” entered the Billboard Hot 100 chart at 85.

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Well, this is of course just American Idol leveraging on Britney Spears for higher ratings. But personally, I do think that there might be a glimmer of a comeback for Britney if Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson were to consult for her (you do notice I didn’t mention Paula Abdul eh).