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Entries from May 2008

Julia Roberts and Employed Husband Ride Through Rome.

May 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Spotted in Rome on a romantic vespa ride with husband Danny Moder, Julia Roberts looked a perfect picture of bliss.
Julia Roberts enjoyed romance in the fast lane yesterday as she cruised around the streets of Italy with her husband Danny Moder.
In a scene reminiscent of Roman Holiday, the pair rode around the city together on [...]

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Jamie Lynn Spears’ New House is Not a Trailer.

May 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Surprise, surprise…Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby daddy’s new home is not a Recreational Vehicle!
After months of house hunting with her mom, Jamie Lynn Spears and fiance Casey Aldridge have finally purchased this cookie cutter home in Kentwood, Louisiana.
The soon-to-be parents’ humble little abode sits on an acre of heavily wooded land and even [...]

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Tags: Random

R. Kelly’s Homemade Sex Tape is Real

May 31st, 2008 · No Comments

R. Kelly’s homemade child pornography has been confirmed to be genuine by the FBI. That said, it’s not confirmed as yet whether the man in the tape is really the R&B singer, R. Kelly.
An FBI forensic expert testified Thursday that the male and female in a sex tape at the heart of the R. [...]

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Tags: Brush With Law

Angelina Jolie Has Popped In France!

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Angie has apparently popped out her twins in France. Sigh, time passes so quickly! It seems only yesterday that we heard rumours of her pregnancy.
Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, according to several media outlets in France.
The 32-year-old actress and partner Brad Pitt are rumored to have welcomed their twins at a Catholic clinic [...]

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Tags: Offsprings

Bill Murray is a Sex Addict

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Yes, I know. I hurled too.
Bill Murray has been accused of being a sex addict in divorce papers filed by his wife.
Jennifer Murray also claims the 57-year-old Hollywood actor was addicted to marijuana and alcohol during their ten years of marriage.
She has applied for a restraining order against the Ghostbusters star, alleging that she and [...]

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Tags: Plain Weird · Relationships

Clay Aiken Sperminated!

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

I know what you’re thinking after reading the title, “that’s no bloody news!”.
Grammatical confusion aside, I’d like to clarify that Clay Aiken did not get shoved and flooded in his back alley, rather he has successfully placed his genetic juice into another woman’s womb.
With no help whatsoever from nature, of course.
“The story is true,” [...]

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Tags: Offsprings · Plain Weird

George Clooney Has Dumped Sarah Larson’s Arse.

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Gawd, I’ve stopped updating because I was so traumatised by Clooney’s association with Sarah Larson. And this post shall mark my comeback.
It’s great, our Clooney is no longer tainted with the bodily fluid of a white trash’s.
Three cheers for cosmic order

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The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, [...]

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Tags: Relationships