Or not. Shoppers in Liverpool were shocked when they found whom they thought was Amy Winehouse laying unconscious at a store front. The security guard even rushed to aid her. As it turned out, it wasn’t really Amy Winehouse, but comedienne Ronni Ancona, who was pulling a prank on the public. PICTURE SOURCE Ancona dressed [...]

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Katie Holmes must be so excited for her first Broadway experience and of course, escaping temporarily from the grasp of her Xenu worshipping husband, Tom Cruise. But on her debut day, a bunch of guys in Guy Fawkes masks ala V For Vendetta decided to stage a protest against Scientology. Some of them even called [...]

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Raffaele Fico, a model and contestant of Italian’s Big Brother is putting her virginity up for sale. The amount she’s aiming for? 700,000 quid or 1.5 million dollars. Ms Fico, from Naples, told glossy Italian weekly Chi:”I can’t wait to see who’s going to pull out the money to have me. I don’t know what [...]

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Madam Squinty, better known as Renee Zellweger should ditch her modelling aspirations. Trying to blend in recently with the models at a Carolina Herrera’s show, Squinty stuck out like a sore thumb among the bevy of beauties. PICTURE SOURCE Oh well, I suppose she could give it a shot if she tenderised her skin, enlarged [...]

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Apparently, someone has stolen Kurt Cobain’s ashes from his widow, Courtney Love’s home. PICTURE SOURCE She had kept the singer’s ashes in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair. But a couple of weeks ago, she was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and [...]

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Brooke Shields loves her Crocs so much that she paired her pink pair with an equally pink evening dress. At press time, it was not known whether she’s suffering from any foot condition or residual postpartum mental condition. PICTURE SOURCE By Hollywood star standards Brooke Shields stays relatively clear of the limelight. But in a [...]

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Yes, I know. I hurled too. Bill Murray has been accused of being a sex addict in divorce papers filed by his wife. Jennifer Murray also claims the 57-year-old Hollywood actor was addicted to marijuana and alcohol during their ten years of marriage. She has applied for a restraining order against the Ghostbusters star, alleging [...]

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I know what you’re thinking after reading the title, “that’s no bloody news!”. Grammatical confusion aside, I’d like to clarify that Clay Aiken did not get shoved and flooded in his back alley, rather he has successfully placed his genetic juice into another woman’s womb. With no help whatsoever from nature, of course. “The story [...]

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At her live Grammy performance telecast, Amy Winehouse was forced to cover up her topless woman tattoo. The nipples proved to be to much too handle for Grammy Awards executives and very likely to avoid getting into hot soup with the public audience, have asked Amy Winehouse to give the topless woman a bra made [...]

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It’s a fertile Merry Xmas! Lily Allen announced her pregnancy but before she could soak in the ooohs, ahhhhs and ackkks….poor Lily gets upstaged by 16 year old white trash to be Ms. Jamie Lynn Spears, little sister to Queen of White Trash, Britney Spears! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, 16 year old Jamie Lynn is [...]

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