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Entries Tagged as 'Plain Weird'

Clay Aiken Sperminated!

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments

I know what you’re thinking after reading the title, “that’s no bloody news!”.
Grammatical confusion aside, I’d like to clarify that Clay Aiken did not get shoved and flooded in his back alley, rather he has successfully placed his genetic juice into another woman’s womb.
With no help whatsoever from nature, of course.
“The story is true,” [...]

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Tags: Offsprings · Plain Weird

Amy Winehouse Has No Nipple Slip

February 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

At her live Grammy performance telecast, Amy Winehouse was forced to cover up her topless woman tattoo.

The nipples proved to be to much too handle for Grammy Awards executives and very likely to avoid getting into hot soup with the public audience, have asked Amy Winehouse to give the topless woman a bra made with [...]

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Tags: Fashion · Plain Weird · Tacky News · Trouble

Lily Allen Upstaged by Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears!

December 19th, 2007 · 3 Comments

It’s a fertile Merry Xmas!
Lily Allen announced her pregnancy but before she could soak in the ooohs, ahhhhs and ackkks….poor Lily gets upstaged by 16 year old white trash to be Ms. Jamie Lynn Spears, little sister to Queen of White Trash, Britney Spears!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, 16 year old Jamie Lynn is officially and [...]

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Tags: Offsprings · Plain Weird · Trouble

Russell Brand Was A Sex Addict

November 14th, 2007 · No Comments

Oh man, surprise of the year. I wonder why he felt compelled to confess to such a terrible secret.

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In staggering revelations made in his new autobiography, the TV and radio presenter says he spent 30 days in a US clinic in an attempt to curb his penchant for lapdancers and prostitutes.
Brand revealed: “At one [...]

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Tags: Plain Weird · Tacky News

Video of Jamie Lynn Spears Saying F-word at Crazy Neighbour.

October 9th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Here is a clear video of Jamie Lynn Spears cursing at a crazy neighbour who had lunged at the sisters while they were walking towards a sushi restaurant.

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Way to go Jamie Lynn!
Britney Spears is lucky to have a sister like her, she better scrub herself up good.

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Tags: Plain Weird · Tacky News

Britney Spears May Want To Get Rid of Her Sons.

October 6th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Britney Spears may have deliberately lost the custody battle and allowed her sons to be taken away by Kevin Federline.
Why do I say so?

Which mother would break every single court order and rule during a custody battle? Britney did. Her actions seem calculated and preempted to me - it’s obvious that she wants to [...]

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Tags: Plain Weird · Relationships · Tacky News

Britney Spears Scares The S**t Out of Me.

September 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Yes she does.
Just look at her, omg.

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What on God’s earth is wrong with her? How could anyone be seen in public looking like a train wreck, every single time?
I honestly think she meticulously puts her awful look together everyday.
No one can look so horrible so effortlessly everytime, you know what I mean?

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Tags: Plain Weird · Plastic/Real Body Parts · Tacky News

Is Eva Mendes Pregnant?

September 25th, 2007 · No Comments

The gorgeous star of Hitched was spotted leaving a pre-natal yoga class wearing a baby bump friendly dress and heavy scarf.
Is she hiding something from the public?

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If you looked carefully, Eva Mendes actually seems to have an unusually large belly.
Question is, who is the father????

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Tags: Plain Weird · Tacky News

Oscar De La Hoya Is A Kinky Cross Dresser.

September 22nd, 2007 · 1 Comment

Hurm…this man in the fishnet suit and boxing gloves you’re looking at is Oscar De La Hoya. Yes, that famous boxer. By the way, this photo is the tamest of them all.
I’m at no liberty to post the scandalous pictures here, as this is a family friendly website.

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Tags: Plain Weird · Tacky News

Never Been So Easy to Make Fun of Britney Spears.

September 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Britney Spears makes it so easy for someone to lambaste her. But it’s never been this easy.

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Protruding nipples, checked.
Bad hairweave, checked.
Double chin, checked,
Spilling guts, checked.
White trash grab, checked.
I rest my case.
p/s: By the way, these pictures were taken of her partying till wee hours in the morning, barely 24 hours after court orders for [...]

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Tags: Plain Weird · Plastic/Real Body Parts · Tacky News